From the office of the President

General Communiqué - July 2006

www.the-firm.org

Phone 020 8802 5988

Mobile 07905 526409

PO Box 10937, N15 6PE

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Bloody hell; it's hot.

The Boat was great; cruising up and down the Thames on a beautiful summer night, getting up to all kinds of mischief.  It will be back next year.

We have for sale a number if items of dungeon equipment; is anyone interested?

Now then; does anyone want to come to a private SM party, to be held on Saturday 19^th August in North London?  You don't have to pay to get in, and it's likely to go on until the late hours of the morning.  The venue has dungeon equipment.  To obtain more details, email me on the above address, and tell me something about you.  Nutters, sad single men with really nothing going for them, and psychopaths need not email.

Is anyone interested in coming into possession of a Spring Paddle; these fiendish sawn off riding crops deliver an unforgettable sting leaving highly distinctive v-shaped marks; you may acquire one by sending £17.50 to the above address.

There is also a book for sale; Freewealin' - The Hitch Hiker's Guide to Kinky Sex - costs £5 and is available from the address above.  Everything you will ever need to know about SM is in there.  Cheques for either to I Skyes please.

Did you know that possession of another person's Oyster Card can net you six months in prison?  That's what my friend Tommy has been threatened with; carry the wrong train ticket and go to gaol for half a year.

Kinkfest will be held at SEOne, Weston Street, SE1 on Saturday 29^th July, and will comprise a day of workshops and activities beginning at 11am, a munch (the powers preserve us) from 7.30pm, and a party from 9.30pm until 6am.

We have it on good authority that there is a Medicines Information department in a Midlands hospital that is only managing to keep its budget afloat by selling chocolate to hospital personnel on the side.

There was a hand car wash service in Fenny Stratford near Milton Keynes run by some ladies called "Scrubbers Car Wash". Motto- we give the best hand job in town. They too wore bikinis or skimpy attire. don't know if they're still working there or emigrated to Coventry.

For the second year running Mistress Absolute is taking part in the CRUSAID's Walk for Life. It's a sponsored walk to raise money for those living with HIV and AIDS.  Last year she managed to raise £2500 and would be delighted if you could help her raise the same amount or more this time. Its very easy all you need to do is click on the link below and follow the instructions. Any amount, no matter how large or small, is appreciated.  So please go to http://www.walkforlife.co.uk/teamabsolute and make a donation now.