Strict (club)

This is the place to teach your lover a lesson and to show off to your friends. Stylish ground floor bar, recently completed Victorian playroom upstairs, and always delicious nibbles, sometimes hot treats. Pub price drinks.

Classical music played at a volume you can hear yourself scream over (if you want us to make sound cool to twenty-somethings, just think of it as Music By Dead People). Excellent etiquette required. (The bloke who tipped a glass of scotch all over the guest of honour at Burns Night ain’t coming back for starters…) Nearest Tube:

Warren Street or Great Portland Street

we’ve yet to measure the respective distances.

£15 on the door, £20 for a couple, no advance tickets.